TIME PIG!

Time Pig trapped in a time cube. Time does not exist in the cube. The pig exists outside of time. Endlessly watching the ebb and flow of days and years. Eons! Passing time while time passes his time cube. A techno wizard in the 35th century ensorcelled the pig in a cruel experiment. A guinea pig pig sent back to prove the wizard’s bizarre time theory. Time Pig was/is/will be cast back in time, erupting into the nothing with a great greasy bang! Time began as the universe erupted! A massive explosion scattering matter that became…everything. Expanding ever outward on a time rind, the 4th dimensional pig sees all and knows all. Focusing his attention on every millisecond, measuring every motion, encompassing eternity but forever now, then, and was.